Statusaur 

An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.

"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."

Statusaur by CSCoHammers7 December 20, 2008

Statusjunkie 

People who make status updates every hour on Facebook or Twitter or any other social network.

He's tweeting about the color of his underwear again.

He's such a statusjunkie!

Statusjunkie by Rollergal September 3, 2009

Statuary Abolitionism 

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.

You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...

Statuary Abolitionism by YAWA July 26, 2020

Stacosaurus 

The offspring of a taco and a stegosaurus.

Julia's socks have stacosauruses on them.
Hey look! A stacosaurus!

Stacosaurus by Stacy Brindstock August 17, 2018

stanasaurus 

This is a huge guy named Stan that resembles a dinosaur in stature, tall, girthy, and fleet of foot.

Did you see that huge dude named Stan, he was a monster or better yet a stanasaurus rex.

stanasaurus by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

statuary rape 

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.

Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"

statuary rape by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010

statular

Of or having to do with states.

"This neighborhood is very statularly diverse" - observation of license plates from many states.

statular by Disaster Girl February 6, 2005