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An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.
"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."
by CSCoHammers7 December 13, 2008
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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