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Statuary Abolitionism 

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.
You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
Statuary Abolitionism by YAWA July 26, 2020

statuary rape 

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.
Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"
statuary rape by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010

statuary rape 

The act of raping statue's
Hey did you see that huge penis statue over, there well don't take a selfie with it cause if caught you will get statuary rape charges
statuary rape by heather ovellette January 24, 2015
The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.

A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.
statusry by Astrapto June 9, 2011
Mean a video that is horrible, not necessary, gonna get taken down for guidelines reasons or uncalled for
This video is literally so satuary, like what was the reason
Satuary by Everyoneisgundam May 6, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022