1 definition by HRH CTMC

statuary rape

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.

Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"

by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010