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Uncles Joe, Pete and Bob sat at their own table during the stag party. They weren't doing shots at the bar or throwing dice with the young bucks. Just sipping their beers and waiting for the entertainment to begin. Their table came to be known as the "stagosaurus" table.
by donthewad July 16, 2013
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Swagosaurus

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.
1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"
by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013
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swagosaurus rex

Bringing back old school swag out of extinction. Not many can pull this off.
Look at Neal, he is a swagosaurus rex.
by #swagking November 21, 2011
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Jacob stegosaurus

I'm Jacob stegosaurus (I 'm fucking cringey
by Cringey man May 13, 2016
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Super Stegosaurus Pissed

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.
by smb0072962 June 29, 2022
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Stegosaurus

A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!
Teacher during Sex ED: Jared, what's a Stegosaurus?
Jared: A dinosaur you idiot!
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017
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stegosaurusly

(adverb) to a great degree; exceedingly; inspiring enthusiasm of Jurassic proportions for the statement to follow; a Jacobean intensifyer of delicion and nutrition.
Bro, that hamburger was stegosaurusly delicious AND nutritious!
by fightingfoo16 November 30, 2020
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