Statusurped 

When a comment on your facebook status receives more likes than the status itself - i.e. the status has been usurped.

Goddamnit, Jeff's self-deprecating, incredibly witty and clever comment got 10 more likes than my actual status.

Dude, you've been statusurped.

Statusurped by CiaraMK July 4, 2012

statustumped 

The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.

Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.

statustumped by motor( . )( . )boat December 15, 2008