statular

Of or having to do with states.

"This neighborhood is very statularly diverse" - observation of license plates from many states.

statular by Disaster Girl February 6, 2005

Statuary Abolitionism 

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.

You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...

Statuary Abolitionism by YAWA July 26, 2020

statuary rape 

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.

Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"

statuary rape by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010

spatulari$ing 

To overthink and/or become overly concern about the small details.

Stop spatulari$ing, you’re worrying about things that don’t matter.

spatulari$ing by Mcalex February 4, 2023

STATUTARIUS 

pronounced(statchitarius) akin to the word Statutory, as in sex with a minor. also Sagittarius, The Archer
November 23 to December 21. A person need not be born in the month of November or December to acquire such a title.

R. Kelly sings up some good R&B. Too bad he's a Statutarius.
Good ol' Father Flaherty, I remember being in the kindygarted and him making me kneel with my pecker in the snow because he wanted a cold one!! He's such a "statutarius".

STATUTARIUS by IFILLALLHOLES December 28, 2007

spatulariffic 

More awesome than a spatula!!

Dude, that Monty Python is spatulariffic!! They are so funny, and English too, hahaha!!

spatulariffic by mackdaddydrsmooth April 27, 2006

stacular

adj. slang
1. To posses the qualities that are associated with a sexually attractive female.
2. A person, object, or action that is cool.

1. That bitch was stacular.

2. That was a very stacular concert.

stacular by Jordan April 16, 2006