Statuitude

1. Degree of stillness; the state of being still

Only one of them was able to wrench himself out of statuitude.
"Don't just stare! We have to do something!"

Statuitude by Accimus March 26, 2026

Shattitude

A portmanteu of the words 'shitty' and 'attitude'. It can be summarized as an individual who is overly cynical, uncouth, irritable and flat out rude. Usually people with shattitudes are extremely unhappy and wretched and seek to bring others down into their endless abyss of misery and self-loathing with them.

Jessica is hopelessly insecure and makes up for this by berating others as much as possible. She has a terrible shattitude.

Shattitude by Robjef622 January 8, 2017

Shattitude

A combination of shit and attitude.

When someone you know has a shitty attitude. They may be normal people until the smallest thing sets them off. Then they get a shitty attitude, or a shattitude.

Shattitude by you understand? October 22, 2017

stachitude

The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.

"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"

stachitude by Perlith February 2, 2009

Shattitude

A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.

That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.

Shattitude by Mr Henderson Smith February 24, 2009

Statitude 

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.

Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....

Statitude by AddyP19 September 3, 2010

Shattitude

An emotion one feels when they have to have a severe bowel movement (take a shit/shat) but they can't for some reason or another.

I had to suddenly take a shit while I was driving, I ran into use the bathroom at a gas station and the bathroom was out of order. I had a shattitude like no other!

Shattitude by ALL BIZ September 24, 2018