Definitions by Accimus

Statuitude

1. Degree of stillness; the state of being still

Only one of them was able to wrench himself out of statuitude.
"Don't just stare! We have to do something!"

Statuitude by Accimus March 26, 2026

Syrool

1. A walk taken with the specific objective of avoiding people
2. The excusing of oneself from a public event

Thanksgiving dinner has been overwhelming, I'm going on a syrool with the cousins.

Syrool by Accimus January 31, 2026

Cowabummer

-An informal and/or sarcastic expression of sympathy

Person A: "They rounded up all of the children of the Jade Guard members and executed them, by electrocution, in front of the entire town."
Person B: "Cowabummer,"

Cowabummer by Accimus February 18, 2022