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Statitude 

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.
Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....
Statitude by AddyP19 September 3, 2010
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Scatitude 

Man, that Bob has a serious scatitude today! Who shit in his corn flakes?
Scatitude by nacre March 7, 2009

Saditude 

When your sad and have an attitude
nate Is being a bitch today he is walking around with a saditude
Saditude by El guapo November 27, 2019

sasitude 

When someone has a horrible sassy attitude
Ashley had a sasitude with Austin when they worked on the float!
sasitude by AJ 2956 November 23, 2015

samitude 

Samitude defines a Samantha that often gets hangry. She doesn't have resting bitch face; it's straight up active. Her eyes are mostly seen rolling into the back of her head. The evil side eye is also an indicator or heavy samitude. Large periods of silence are also a great warning that it is upon you.
Wow, her samitude was so heavy, that I thought her eyes were facing me from the back of her head.
samitude by Jdwalsh82 August 12, 2019

Saditude 

A state in which you are feeling sadness and gratitude from one experience.
I had a sense of saditude after my wife died. I was sad she was gone, but grateful for what she taught me.
Saditude by The The Cha Th May 25, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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