If you'd hadda stand up for too long a period, you might develop a bit of a sattitude at da end of your break-time, as well, if someone expected you to spryly bounce back up and resume working.

sattitude by QuacksO January 16, 2023

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Statuitude

1. Degree of stillness; the state of being still

Only one of them was able to wrench himself out of statuitude.
"Don't just stare! We have to do something!"

Statuitude by Accimus March 26, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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