Statlust 

Status-Lust
The feeling you get on Face book when you just posted the best status ever. You want everyone to read and comment. However this takes much longer than you desired

Aaron;Dude?! you didn't comment on my status!
Paul; Calm down dude
Aaron; But it was Awesomme
Paul; geesh someones got some statlust

Statlust by abwoitas October 29, 2010

Statustician 

A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.

Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...

Statustician by cohencock November 11, 2011

statustician 

Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.

Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?

Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!

statustician by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009

statustician 

A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.

That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!

statustician by Astrapto June 9, 2011

statustar 

The combination of your status message and avatar on any IM network. A single word is necessary due to the growing commonality of making a political, social or comical statement using the combination of the two.

Your statustar cracks me up! -Correct
Your status message and avatar are very funny indeed. -Incorrect

statustar by Scott Beeson March 3, 2008

StatuStalker

The annoying facebook window within the facebook window on the top-right alerting you of statuses that are simultaneously showing on your main screen.

Your mind: "Oh look, my ex just got engaged. How nice!"

Your 2nd personality: "Oh look, the StatuStalker just rubbed it in a little more. Thanks for instant depression!"

StatuStalker by Meesohonee September 29, 2011

statustician 

one who is concerned about their status

fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician

statustician by bob October 15, 2003