Status-Lust
The feeling you get on Face book when you just posted the best status ever. You want everyone to read and comment. However this takes much longer than you desired
The feeling you get on Face book when you just posted the best status ever. You want everyone to read and comment. However this takes much longer than you desired
Aaron;Dude?! you didn't comment on my status!
Paul; Calm down dude
Aaron; But it was Awesomme
Paul; geesh someones got some statlust
Paul; Calm down dude
Aaron; But it was Awesomme
Paul; geesh someones got some statlust
by abwoitas October 29, 2010
Get the Statlust mug.A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.
Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
by cohencock November 11, 2011
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Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.
Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?
Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009
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Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!
by Astrapto June 9, 2011
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Your statustar cracks me up! -Correct
Your status message and avatar are very funny indeed. -Incorrect
Your status message and avatar are very funny indeed. -Incorrect
by Scott Beeson March 3, 2008
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Your mind: "Oh look, my ex just got engaged. How nice!"
Your 2nd personality: "Oh look, the StatuStalker just rubbed it in a little more. Thanks for instant depression!"
Your 2nd personality: "Oh look, the StatuStalker just rubbed it in a little more. Thanks for instant depression!"
by Meesohonee September 29, 2011
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