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The perfect ass. The ass that an ass man would only dream of. The requirements for a phat ass are as follows: it must be firm enough not to be sloppy, it must be very round, it must exceed the waistline by at least 3 inches, and its owner must let you experience it.
Sam: Whoa look at that phat ass on that girl
Matt: Damn, id like to cut me a piece of that pie
Bogart: Me like asshole
Sam: No Bogart, its the ass we like, not the asshole
Matt: Whats wrong with you Bogart
Bogart: Me like the asshole!
by cohencock November 18, 2009

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A egotistical person who expects a lot of people to 'like' their Facebook posts, no matter how stupid, or not-well-thought-out they may be
Bogart: Did you see that link I posted on your wall?
Sam: Yeah, what of it?
Bogart: Did you like it?
Sam: Yeah it was okay
Bogart: Well...
Sam: Well what
Bogart: How come you haven't liked it?
Sam: Jeez, you like whore
by cohencock December 01, 2011

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the act of giving or recieving dome on a rollercoaster: stimulating the male reproductive organ by gently (or violently) carressing and surrounding the male genitalia in a female's oral cavity
girl: can i ride the magnum with you?
boss: but i want to go with your friend...
girl: ill give you rollerdome on the way up
boss: alrigghhhht
by cohencock August 10, 2009

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A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.
Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
by cohencock November 11, 2011

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Not to be confused with the vibrator, I mean dildo, I mean workout assistant, shakeweight refers to the excess ground marijuana that's left in the grinder because it won't fit into the fatty when rolling a joint. In an ideal joint rolling sesh, there would be no shakeweight because the roller of the j knows what he's doing. Shakeweight only accumulates when a gross overestimation was made, resulting in excess ground weed left in the grinder that can't fit into the joint.
bogart: i have so much extra weed that i can't fit into this joint. I don't know what to do...should I just keep the extra weed in my grinder?
bro: only retards carry along shakeweight
bogart: I'm so new to marijuana, I just don't know how much I can pack into a j
bro: bogart, when will you learn?
bogart: i need some poon
by cohencock November 23, 2011

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