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Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle
I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it
by JasonDick June 07, 2011
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An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.
The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.
by Keith K. Marowitz April 05, 2011
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Your best badass friends that hang out in your kitchen all night.
That guy is such a Fitzgerald. Don't mess with him but always invite him over!
by kristenlovested January 18, 2015
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Fitzgerald’s usually got big ole dicks and will destroy anyone’s bitch that comes near him. Fitzgerald’s dicks average size is usually 14 inches long.
Look at his dick he’s for sure a Fitzgerald
by LebronJames12345 June 18, 2019
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When one is stricken with red hair and a terrible hunger.
I wanted to go out but I looked in the mirror and relised I was Fitzgerald.
by Professor Rangar September 14, 2006
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When an anus experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a "juicy asshole"
Dude my cornhole is so juicy right now, i think i have a full blown Fitzgerald
by C. Harrell December 07, 2008
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