Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle
I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it
by JasonDick June 7, 2011
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An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.
The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.
by Keith K. Marowitz April 6, 2011
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When one is stricken with red hair and a terrible hunger.
I wanted to go out but I looked in the mirror and relised I was Fitzgerald.
by Professor Rangar September 14, 2006
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When an anus experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a "juicy asshole"
Dude my cornhole is so juicy right now, i think i have a full blown Fitzgerald
by C. Harrell December 8, 2008
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Fitzgerald is a small, shit hole of a town in South Georgia. It's a place where everyone wants to leave but no one actually does, and it's Notorious for it's wild chickens and low test scores. It's high school strikingly resembles a factory from a third world country due to it's crumbling bricks and it's prison-like architecture.
Joe- "I grew up in Fitzgerald"
Richard- "Really? how was it?"
Joe- "It... it was terrible" *sobs
by xxxswagmasterxxx May 16, 2015
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Your best badass friends that hang out in your kitchen all night.
That guy is such a Fitzgerald. Don't mess with him but always invite him over!
by kristenlovested January 18, 2015
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When a person lingers (creepily) on the outside of a conversation waiting for an opportunity to meet someone in the group.
Go talk to her. Just don’t Fitzgerald her!
You should never Fitzgerald anyone. It’s creepy.
by Your Lyft Driver September 25, 2018
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