statusticion
statusticion by RebeccaYannetti September 20, 2009
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Statustician
A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.
Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
Statustician by cohencock November 11, 2011
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statustician
Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.
Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?
Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
statustician by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009
statustician
A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!
statustician by Astrapto June 9, 2011
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Statistician
statistician |ˌstatiˈstiSHən|
noun
Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.
1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.
2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
noun
Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.
1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.
2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
Positive uses of the above:
1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"
2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!
Negative uses of the above:
1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"
2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"
2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!
Negative uses of the above:
1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"
2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
Statistician by withinthecube February 1, 2013
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