verb. The act of imitating any or all of julian smith's youtube videos; such as jellyfish or malk.
Aaron; I saw this guy julian-smithin at the mall the other day
Frank; No way! who?
Aaron; A subway employee yelling at a customer: "I made this for you!
Noun, a state of being, when you are very paranoid about receiving a certain text message and you cannot stop checking your phone every minute.
phil: hey what's up with aaron he has checked his phone like 25 times in the past 2 minutes
bob: oh you know him he is just paratextoid.
noun, the speed at which your automobile, bicycle or legs move at to make sure you get a good look at something or someone. Usually around 2-mph.
Alex; why is that car going so slow?
Aaron; thats creeper speed man.
Alex; what a perv.
The feeling you get on Face book when you just posted the best status ever. You want everyone to read and comment. However this takes much longer than you desired
Aaron;Dude?! you didn't comment on my status!
Paul; Calm down dude
Aaron; But it was Awesomme
Paul; geesh someones got some statlust
Not Facebook Appropriate , something that should never be posted or written about on Facebook.
Aaron: o yuck N.F.A. man!
Aaron:Bob's last status
Steve: what was it?
Aaron:"Crap not again i don't want 2 kids"