Statgasm 

This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.

Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.

Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.

Gary: What?

Mike: What do you mean what?

Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.

Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.

Statgasm by ayjayyy June 7, 2011

Stargasm 

A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.

*Couple watching stars*

Girl: "GASP!"

Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"

Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"

Stargasm by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014

stargasm 

Experiencing intense physical pleasure after meeting a Movie, TV or Rock star.

Will: Dude, why is John screaming and writhing on the floor?

Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.

stargasm by Willyummm July 23, 2010

Swatgasm 

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.

Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.

Swatgasm by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010

stargasm 

Having an orgasm from anal sex or anal play. Comes from the chocolate starfish nickname given to the asshole.

My girl enjoys anal so much, she stargasms everytime we do it.

stargasm by badkarma927 October 2, 2006

Stargasm 

The intense feeling of success when star testing or other state required testing is complete, may be accompanied with a small orgasm.

Damn man, i just took the math test. At the last problem i picked randomly and had a fatty stargasm.

Stargasm by niggaassgbitchjoseph May 6, 2009

Shatgasm 

An orgasm so intense it makes one shat.

"Oooh, Hilda; Maurice gave me such a good seeing to last night I had another one of my shatgasms." (Overheard at the launderette)

Shatgasm by Lnm1969 July 31, 2019