stargasmic
stargasmic by stargasmic August 5, 2009
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Sargasmic
So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.
The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
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Stargasm
A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.
*Couple watching stars*
Girl: "GASP!"
Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"
Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"
Girl: "GASP!"
Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"
Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"
Stargasm by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014
swagasmic
The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012
sarcasmic insultion
E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh
E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh
E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.
sarcasmic insultion by n_beckwith March 8, 2008
Sarcasmicus
A rare breed of humans that have the ability to take any given situation and peel it apart layer by layer and reconstruct it in a manner that is less than palatable to the "normal" populous. Often referred to as the lowest form of "wit" in the past is now being re considered as an evolutionary advance in the human condition. It is now thought to be more prevalent in persons afflicted with disorder of ADD or ADHD which is also now being considered and evolutionary advancement of the human brain as a direct result of the global industrial advancements over the past few centuries which has essential caused a leap frog effect in the human mind causing it to operate of higher more efficient levels of intellect. Which is often why persons afflicted with these "disabilities" are often miss understood. So the question could become are they really the disabled persons because they are not the norm! or will their numbers eventually surpass "the normal people" thus making the "normal" few! hence forth majority rules and is the "norm" something to think about
Sarcasmicus by IheartADD March 8, 2011
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