spatgasm
spatgasm by whatislovebabydoll February 11, 2012
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Swatgasm
Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
Swatgasm by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010
spazgasm
n. A term used to call the phenomena of spazzing out and an orgasm combined.
This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.
A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.
The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.
In other words, it's completely normal and okay.
This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.
A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.
The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.
In other words, it's completely normal and okay.
Fanboy: Dude! That show was so off the f*cking chain!!!
Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!
Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!
spazgasm by lightningbaroness January 1, 2010
spamgasm
spamgasm by Paul/Charlotte July 6, 2005
Statgasm
This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.
Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.
Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.
Gary: What?
Mike: What do you mean what?
Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.
Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.
Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.
Gary: What?
Mike: What do you mean what?
Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.
Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.