Willyummm's definitions

hold my purse

What one gay man says to another gay man when preparing to fight someone.

Gay #1: Maggie said it looks like a bus ran over your face this morning.

Gay #2: That bitch! Hold my purse.

by Willyummm August 7, 2010

hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.

Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.

by Willyummm July 31, 2010

stargasm

Experiencing intense physical pleasure after meeting a Movie, TV or Rock star.

Will: Dude, why is John screaming and writhing on the floor?

Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.

by Willyummm July 23, 2010

ho-vernight bag

A small piece of luggage one packs with just enough items to spend the night with someone.

Dude: Hey, wanna come back to my place?

Ho: Sure, handsome. I just need to stop at my place to pack a ho-vernight bag.

by Willyummm August 14, 2010

broccostility

Expressing intense hostility towards the smell, taste and sight of broccoli.

Renzo: Dude, this is the best broccoli I've ever eaten!

Will: I'll rip off your head off and piss in your neckhole if you don't throw that shit away.

Renzo: Dude, such broccostility!

by Willyummm July 20, 2010