Starbuckle

When a person is unable to resist spending $5.00 for a cup of coffee.

Mark is too lazy to brew his own mug, he will just starbuckle instead.

by Datsmywerd June 8, 2016

starbuckles

When one buckles over from "have to poop right now" cramps after drinking Starbucks coffee. See also buckle.

I have to go right now - I've got crazy Starbuckles.

by #Kiwi# December 12, 2008