When a suspicious or questionable officiating call in a sports game drastically alters the momentum or outcome of a game in a way that prevents any semblance of integrity for the game, but allows the sportsbooks to pocket all the money from the lost bets as a result of the altered outcome. Became a popular phrase after the NFL embraced gambling, following a favorable US Supreme Court ruling in 2018, and then the NFL broke the record for the most one-score games in a season, a couple years later.
Announcer: They called holding on the left tackle to erase the 53 yard gain, but I don’t know Jim, I didn’t see anything there warranting a penalty.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 29, 2024
A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."
You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.
Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
by ZmanIsTheMan3 November 07, 2015
Relating to the 2020 Coronavirus (COVID19) Pandemic:
1. An idiot who can’t respect common sense and basic science enough to to help stop the spread of disease.
2. A person acting in a deranged manner due to the COVID19 outbreak.
1. An idiot who can’t respect common sense and basic science enough to to help stop the spread of disease.
2. A person acting in a deranged manner due to the COVID19 outbreak.
1. A family of 5 Covidiots decided to ride their bikes around the neighborhood and extend my unemployment for another month.
2. The Covidiot bought 3 years’ worth of toilet paper to get them through the next 2 months of quarantine.
2. The Covidiot bought 3 years’ worth of toilet paper to get them through the next 2 months of quarantine.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 April 20, 2020
1. Invaluable is one of the dumbest words in the English language.
2.
Jeb: The paid consultant’s expertise was really invaluable.
Tina: Oh really? That’s a bummer, I thought they would be helpful.
Jeb: Oh they were! Super great, really helpful for our business.
Tina: Oh awesome! So they were valuable?
Jeb: No, they were invaluable.
2.
Jeb: The paid consultant’s expertise was really invaluable.
Tina: Oh really? That’s a bummer, I thought they would be helpful.
Jeb: Oh they were! Super great, really helpful for our business.
Tina: Oh awesome! So they were valuable?
Jeb: No, they were invaluable.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 July 17, 2021
Aaron Rodgers: I want to have kids, so I can’t be vaccinated against deadly diseases. Dr Joe Rogan told be to guzzle down this horse dewormer, so now I go around telling my employer and coworkers that I’m immunized.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 November 11, 2021
Sweeping term for justifying activities like that of a dictatorial regime. Invoking Executive Privilege allows a once-elected leader to avoid any accountability for wrongdoing, and force appointed officials to break the law as well.
Congress: You’ve been subpoenaed to testify, regarding evidence of you feeding Vladimir Putin national intelligence materials.
Executive Branch: Nah, fuck that bruh, I invoke executive privilege. Let me golf in peace.
Executive Branch: Nah, fuck that bruh, I invoke executive privilege. Let me golf in peace.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 September 21, 2019