Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!

Ex one: That car ride was smumpy.
Ex two: (noun) looks smumpy.

AGAIN NO FURRYS CAN USE THIS WORD

Smumpy by TikTok @brycefurey February 25, 2020

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sumpy dancer

a plus size woman who is confident enough on her feet to

break it down on the dance floor, build it back up again

without missing a beat!

a big girl that can dance hella good!

Redman had hella sumpy dancer's in his "I'll be dat" video.

sumpy dancer by Sherriloveiam September 21, 2011

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Scumpy

Extremely dirty, showing lack of civilization, uncultured and not understanding the social norm.

They were so SCUMPY because they lived in a rabbit hole and only sat in their dwelling studying.

Scumpy by Toll the Troll June 6, 2018

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Sqump

A squirting dump.

Oh my god, my asshole hurts from the giant sqump that I just did!

Sqump by Blumpette December 9, 2018

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Stumpy

When ones height is exceeded by their width

That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman

Stumpy by Savage mike March 4, 2019

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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