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Oh my god, my asshole hurts from the giant sqump that I just did!
Sqump by Blumpette December 9, 2018
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to squat and jump, or just everything in life
"That's so sqump"

"Your a sqump"

"Let's sqump"

"No way he pulled out his sqump on her"
sqump by ~m&c~ June 22, 2017
Related Words
WHen you are disguising Humping as squiriming when in a crowd with your girl\boy friend
Angela was squmping Cassidy as she was tickling him
sqump by Rob April 9, 2005
Squrming and humping combined between a guy and girl.
Robby and Jessica like to sqump each other, but not in public like Angela and Cassidy.
sqump by Jenn April 19, 2005
A portmanteau of squash (or squish) and crumple. A sound of crushing.
The car hit the guardrail with an enormous sqump.
sqump by Ezra F. March 31, 2007
When you are hungry but your stomach hurts
“Want to get pizza?”

Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”
skumpy by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.
Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.
Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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