Sqump

A squirting dump.

Oh my god, my asshole hurts from the giant sqump that I just did!

by Blumpette December 9, 2018

sqump

to squat and jump, or just everything in life

"That's so sqump"

"Your a sqump"

"Let's sqump"

"No way he pulled out his sqump on her"

by ~m&c~ June 22, 2017

sqump

WHen you are disguising Humping as squiriming when in a crowd with your girl\boy friend

Angela was squmping Cassidy as she was tickling him

by Rob April 9, 2005

sqump

Squrming and humping combined between a guy and girl.

Robby and Jessica like to sqump each other, but not in public like Angela and Cassidy.

by Jenn April 19, 2005

sqump

A portmanteau of squash (or squish) and crumple. A sound of crushing.

The car hit the guardrail with an enormous sqump.

by Ezra F. March 31, 2007

skumpy

When you are hungry but your stomach hurts

“Want to get pizza?”

“Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”

by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

Trump Slump

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

by Runner707 December 14, 2016