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A.K.A Sluke Blatz, A child who was obese during his youth but thinned down while in his early teens because of constant harassment and verbal abuse. Also, has overconfidence and cockiness proclaiming that one day he would be in the N.B.A. Although he has high hopes and aspirations they will fade in his last years of high school due to his addiction. Also, has a strange taste in women centered around animals(canines and primates). Sports vines will slowly hypnotize him to sleep agian and agian. Then, the next morning he will wake denying that he ever slumped. WARNING DO NOT ATTEMT TO TAKE ITS PHONE, WILL LASH OUT.
"Look Slumpy got Slumped" Jake S.
by Vancetay May 14, 2017
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A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'
Time to save Slumpy!
by wrongowrong October 30, 2012
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A fuck buddy (woman in most cases) that helps you break out of a dry slump. A friend with benifits that you wouldnt go out in public with
Last night I just went home and called a slumpy to come over.
by acebone August 06, 2011
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A.K.A Sluke Blatz, A child who was obese during his youth but thinned down while in his early teens because of constant harassment and verbal abuse. Also, has overconfidence and cockiness proclaiming that one day he would be in the N.B.A. Although he has high hopes and aspirations they will fade in his last years of high school due to his addiction. Also, has a strange taste in women centered around animals(canines and primates). Sports vines will slowly hypnotize him to sleep agian and agian. Then, the next morning he will wake denying that he ever slumped. WARNING DO NOT ATTEMT TO TAKE ITS PHONE, WILL LASH OUT.
"Look Slumpy got Slumped" Jake S.
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Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.
"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

yuppies gentrification marketing business demographics revitalization neighborhood yoga white Anglo professionals
by Simon Moya-Smith February 09, 2012
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Feeling sad, crapy and crummy just having a slumpy day.
(A girl wearing a jogging suit and her hair is up in a bun)
"She's so slumpy today I wonder what happened"?

(Someone just being lazy)
"I'm going to be slumpy today just because".
by Justine Snell April 17, 2014
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Everything and anything so horrifically bad that you could imagine possible to say about or to another girl.
Oh my gulosh, that slumpy just put her hand in my face like she's the shiznat or something!
by Lexis Baker December 31, 2005
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