Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.

"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."

by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013

v-squirt

When the vagina squirts after having sex or masturbating.

Damn , did you see where ashley v-squirted last night? There is a huge stain on her bed!

by A-Dub269u June 27, 2006

Squinty Vagina

When the vagina is squinty and resembles a squinty shape when looked at closely. Common in asians.

"Michelle has a squinty vagina."
"Dude is she in Chinese porn too?"

by jackattack101010 January 7, 2009

Dirt Vert Squirt

An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.

I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"

by Max Dongwell January 24, 2009

Veltri squirt

1. Projecting water or another liquid out of one's vagina for use as a defense mechanism.
2. Using one's vaginal muscles to force a potential attacker out of said orifice.

I tried to attack her, but she hit me in the eye with the ol' veltri squirt.

by Qunn April 7, 2008

verbal squirts

Similar to verbal diarrhea. Usually consists short squirts of verbal nonsense.

He is having verbal squirts

by Mc lockenthal December 29, 2014

Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.

Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.

by jagerhall June 12, 2018