St. Fu

Saint Fu...St.Fu...the subtle inuindo for the Cap locked STFU...SHUT THE FUCK UP...but in a stealth kind of way for when someone pissed you off...
John: man this is a cool bar !
You: yeah whatever, it's a sausage fest St. Fu.
by jagerhall March 05, 2017
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Fart Particle

Fart particle, sometimes shortened to farticle, is a derogatory and reference term used towards another person. It usually is descriptive in terms of a rectal emitted blow off speck from a solid or the physical manifestation of a horrific gaseous emission. You don't want to own these and want to be as far away from them or their owners as possible.
by jagerhall April 12, 2018
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Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.
Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.
by jagerhall June 03, 2018
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flesh turbin

1. the wrapping of one's satchel (i.e. scrotum) with anger or disgust as an act of defamation around another person's head until they pass out, like from a choke hold.
Did you see that dumbass try to merge on the freeway at 35 mph...she needs a flesh turbin and maybe she'll wake up with her foot on the accelerator.
by jagerhall March 09, 2011
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Fuckmosis

The portmanteau of fucked and osmosis. A state in which a person ends up in a fucked position, inadvertently or indirectly due to no overtly, stupid, direct action of their own. As fluid can pass through membrane so does the fuck factor to a second, unseen level besides the original intended of said fuckery.
So I let Ralph borrow my car, he forgets to lock it and left the keys on the seat. Someone steals my car. Ralph has no insurance. Yup, welcome to fuckmosis.
by jagerhall June 06, 2019
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Crotch Taco

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina
Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.
by jagerhall August 08, 2019
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Bag Deep

1. Full throttle, sinking to the hilt, literally or figuratively.
2. Highly favorable defensive position which offers an unobstructed field of view.
3. Depth of coitus.
4. Willingness to go bag deep (take the whole shaft) to obtain something.
"He went bag deep to break that tackle and get that touchdown."

"I didn't know if her roommate was home so I went bag deep to watch the front door."

a."I think I bruised my pelvis." b."Oh, you went bag deep?" a."Yeah, a real hammerjacking."

"Damn, he's bag deep after that promotion."
by jagerhall March 09, 2011
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