Definitions by jagerhall

Crotch Taco 

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina

Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.

Crotch Taco by jagerhall August 8, 2019

Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

Twat Waffle by jagerhall August 5, 2019

Fuckmosis 

The portmanteau of fucked and osmosis. A state in which a person ends up in a fucked position, inadvertently or indirectly due to no overtly, stupid, direct action of their own. As fluid can pass through membrane so does the fuck factor to a second, unseen level besides the original intended of said fuckery.

So I let Ralph borrow my car, he forgets to lock it and left the keys on the seat. Someone steals my car. Ralph has no insurance. Yup, welcome to fuckmosis.

Fuckmosis by jagerhall June 5, 2019

Veal Squirt 

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.

Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.

Veal Squirt by jagerhall June 12, 2018

Fart Particle 

Fart particle, sometimes shortened to farticle, is a derogatory and reference term used towards another person. It usually is descriptive in terms of a rectal emitted blow off speck from a solid or the physical manifestation of a horrific gaseous emission. You don't want to own these and want to be as far away from them or their owners as possible.

Get away from me, leave me alone you fart particle.

Fart Particle by jagerhall May 25, 2018

St. Fu 

Saint Fu...St.Fu...the subtle inuindo for the Cap locked STFU...SHUT THE FUCK UP...but in a stealth kind of way for when someone pissed you off...

John: man this is a cool bar !
You: yeah whatever, it's a sausage fest St. Fu.

St. Fu by jagerhall March 5, 2017

Flap Casserole 

Flap Casserole...an over-stuffed vagina...when viewed on it's long axis compared to a vertical comparison of the visual reference of lasagna or other meaty layered substance is equal in it relative width, girth, holding capacity, and layered visual appearance is relative to the comparison.

Whoa! her meat sheath was way too big and it looked like a slop box... wait...it looked more like a flap casserole by the time I got there.

"Did you finish?" Well, yeah duh"

Flap Casserole by jagerhall December 15, 2015