Squirtfart

This phenomennon conmonly occours during or immediately after vagina and anal Intercourse while the woman squirts/orgasms the pressure of both causes a wet fart that sprays a fine mist of wet fecal matter onto her partners stomach and/or genitalia

I gotta get in the fucking shower because my woman expelled a squirtfart shit colored spraytan all over my stomach

by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 14, 2018

Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Squirtworthy

A man who can turn a woman on in a way that makes her squirt during sex.

I think that new guy in accounting is definitely squirtworthy!

by Photoist March 21, 2019

Squitarted

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.

Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.

by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018

splunge bod squirtpants

This means to have a messy orgasm, aka splunge in your pants.

Who is leaking there, its Splunge Bod Squirtpants!

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2017

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Squirtatious

a. To squirt continuously and frequently.

b. The ability to squirt without reaching an orgasm

c. To motivate, by means of squirting

d. Great corporate quality

So squirtatious, she's full of herself. Literally.

by Shadisfaction July 31, 2009