Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

sprinternet

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.

"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"

by raymaas August 17, 2009

Sinternet

Really bad internet
Sin Internet
Sin-ternet
Geddit?

Man 1: Dude, an I come to your house to play CoD while i get the carpets cleaned?
Man 2: Nah mate, my place has sinternet

by w33d lord xD October 4, 2016

skinternet

The part of the Internet that contains pornographic websites and chatrooms that discuss x-rated topics. Could also be used to describe one's activities while surfing.

"Dude, I had some Skinternet time last night and came across a free download of that Paris Hilton video"

"Jim is tired today because he was up late into the night doing Skinternet with some chick, who was probably another guy"

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by Gregg Gillming June 9, 2005

Shinternet

Shit-Internet - Having shit internet being shortened to shinternet

AHAHA WILLMATTY HAS SHINTERNET

by Willmatty3 July 23, 2017

Sinternet

A word that repressed and extremely religious people use to refer to what you're seeing right now.

She must be stoned to death, for she hath sought out and witnessed the Sinternet for her own unclean means!

by Zoboomafoobar May 21, 2013

Squintern

Short for "Squint Intern". Can refer to any number of interns to Dr. Temperance Brennan at the Jeffersonian Institute on the TV show Bones. They all have backgrounds in, or are studying, forensic anthropology. At first, there was only one, Zack Addy, but when he no longer worked at the Jeffersonian, he was replaced by a cycle of numerous "squinterns".

Dr. Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free.
Professor Jude: There you go! I will be your squintern.

by ZivaDavid700 November 3, 2020