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Shinternet 

Shit-Internet - Having shit internet being shortened to shinternet
AHAHA WILLMATTY HAS SHINTERNET
Shinternet by Willmatty3 July 23, 2017
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shinternet 

The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.
http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.
shinternet by Lee The King December 9, 2008

Shiternet 

Really bad or slow internet.
That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.
Shiternet by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shiternet 

When you have the shittiest internet possible
Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.
Shiternet by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiternet 

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence
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Shiternet is bad
Shiternet by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet 

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.
Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there
Shiternet by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

shiternet 

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.
Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet
shiternet by Pope Barry XVII October 17, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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