After discovering yet another mis-spelling in an intranet email John was heard to exclaim ' These spalpeens are nothing but rascals and pillagers of the English language. '
by MickJohn February 18, 2007
Get the spalpeenmug. An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.
After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'
by MickJohn November 24, 2011
Get the Squinternetmug.