Squiffie

1. When something goes wrong.

2. When someone is acting strangely.

1. "Have you looked at my website?"
"Nah, can't, my internet has gone all squiffie."

2. "Have you seen Dan around? He's been acting really squiffie lately."

Squiffie by Kat H of the Sheffield October 5, 2008

squiffle 

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.

"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)

squiffle by Brian Sago July 8, 2004

Squffie 

A pet name used by fans to represent the pairing of Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII, Kingdom Hearts) and Yuffie Kisaragi (FFVII, KH) as a couple. {variants: SQUIFFIE, SQUAFFIE}
Pronunciations may vary. SKOO-fee, SKUH-fee, SKWI-fee, SKWUH-fee, SKWOO-fee and SKWAH-fee are all generally accepted.

It is known that many hardcore Squffie fans harbor a deep and vicious hatred for Rinoa Heartilly, Leonhart's love intrest in FFVIII, though certainly not ALL feel this way (some even going as far as to LIKE her). As a result, some Squiffie fanfiction may include Rinoa bashing (always good fun!), but most focuses purely on the relationship between the two characters.

Warning: Squffie fics are ANGST RIDDEN. Do not read if you are pregnant, nursing or in a fragile state of mind, as SquffieAngst can be highly addictive.

"...there is just no way that Squffie could ever be possible..."

"...Squffie is about the most adorable thing I think I've evah seen! I find it really inspiring, actually..."

"...A quick drabble about what Squallie thought of Yuffie saying he was 'cute' in the first game. Squffie, pure fluff..."

Squffie by Laughing Wolf September 21, 2008

squiffer 

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

squiffer by Erectism November 9, 2007

Squiffle Squaff

When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"

Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.

I gave Martha a good squiffle squaff yesterday at that party.

Squiffle Squaff by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

squiffel 

A cross between a squirrel and a sexy goat.

"Whoa Kendra, it's a cross between Niko and Zac?"

squiffel by Natasha March 22, 2005

Squiffler 

A person who makes drugs

Tell the Squiffler to make me a batch.

Squiffler by Druggman October 4, 2015