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Splifficated 

When you are utterly and completely high and don't know what the hell is going on.
"Haha man, the other night, you were so splifficated"
Splifficated by Bri-Sty March 27, 2007
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smufficated 

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.
Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!
smufficated by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007

Stufficated 

Paralyzed by one's possessions.
She feels stufficated by all the clothes in her closet and can't decide what to wear.
Stufficated by equalady July 5, 2021

Stufficated 

Overwhelmed by possessions
She feels stufficated looking at her closet for which dress to wear.
Stufficated by equalady July 5, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026