squiffin

to be joking or kidding

Are you squiffin me?

by Mattsums February 10, 2007

Squffins

Muffins that are square instead of round. Generally made with only the highest quality ingredients.

These squffins are amazing!

by dadanimal September 8, 2014

Squaffin

To simply walk as a group through the woods chasing birds and sqawing at the members of the group when a bird has been spotted.

Bethany: Would you like to go squaffin later?
Delgado: Of course! Only if we get to snatch the birds.

by nAttErOni September 11, 2018

squaiffing

The term used when the end of your spliff creates a quiff like appearance and burns most incompatably with the way in which you intend it to blaze.

Solution is to moisten the end of your index finger and slowly carress the under belly of the spliff (the area of the spliff which is burning in isolation) and blow through the filter until you see the flint burn red. Then inhale and enjoy :o)

yo hallaballoooo your joints squaiffing sort it out

by Nigel Walter Elstone April 14, 2008

Squaffing

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)

richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!

by squaff4fun July 16, 2011

Squiffing

A large straw inserted into the vagina and is blown upon by partner filling the cavity with air. Then female then forcefully pushes the straw blown air out of the vagina. Squiffing.

David heard Shelley squiffing after inserting a straw and blowing inside her vagina. Light squiffs could be heard throughout the night.

by La Cour New Orleans January 29, 2022

Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025