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Squffins 

Muffins that are square instead of round. Generally made with only the highest quality ingredients.
These squffins are amazing!
Squffins by dadanimal September 8, 2014

Squaffin 

To simply walk as a group through the woods chasing birds and sqawing at the members of the group when a bird has been spotted.
Bethany: Would you like to go squaffin later?
Delgado: Of course! Only if we get to snatch the birds.
Squaffin by nAttErOni September 11, 2018

squaiffing

The term used when the end of your spliff creates a quiff like appearance and burns most incompatably with the way in which you intend it to blaze.

Solution is to moisten the end of your index finger and slowly carress the under belly of the spliff (the area of the spliff which is burning in isolation) and blow through the filter until you see the flint burn red. Then inhale and enjoy :o)
yo hallaballoooo your joints squaiffing sort it out

Squaffing 

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)
richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!
Squaffing by squaff4fun July 16, 2011

Squiffing 

A large straw inserted into the vagina and is blown upon by partner filling the cavity with air. Then female then forcefully pushes the straw blown air out of the vagina. Squiffing.
David heard Shelley squiffing after inserting a straw and blowing inside her vagina. Light squiffs could be heard throughout the night.
Squiffing by La Cour New Orleans January 29, 2022

Squiffing 

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence
Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered
Squiffing by Scottleydog February 26, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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