any person (usually from wall) who would much rather be from manasquan than the town theyre actually from. squannabes go to squan beach, hang out on main st, or go to surf taco/green planet on a regular basis. these people tend to have more friends that go to MHS than their own.
squannabe 1: what do you wanna do tonight
squannabe 2: i dont know... ughh i hate this town. theres never anything fun to do
squannabe 1: i know what you mean. hey, lets just like wander around manasquan town. that's ALWAYS fun!
squannabe 2: yeahh!!!!!
SQUANDARY; A combination of the words quandary and squander. A waste of epic proportions. Warter torture, bare foot on hot sand, Abu Graib type screwups.
The 'T' party did such a good job of getting their base riled up over the economy that they really had no idea what a SQUANDARY they would be in once the monkey was on their backs. Guess we will see what they have to say in two years when they are part of the do-nothing, Washington, please-relect-me system???