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squadgasm 

when the whole squad is feelin themselves
last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn
squadgasm by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

squankam 

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.
Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.

Squangle 

Describes any relationship that is similar to the square-rectangle relationship: a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not necessarily a square.
Biology is a science, but not all sciences are biology. It's a squangle!
Squangle by SlauterHouZe101 July 11, 2019

Squantagio

a fellow who’s hips are wider than his shoulders
“that homie built squantagio”

“he was dealt the squantagio gene”
Squantagio by Jonx Jornis May 10, 2023
any person (usually from wall) who would much rather be from manasquan than the town theyre actually from. squannabes go to squan beach, hang out on main st, or go to surf taco/green planet on a regular basis. these people tend to have more friends that go to MHS than their own.
squannabe 1: what do you wanna do tonight
squannabe 2: i dont know... ughh i hate this town. theres never anything fun to do
squannabe 1: i know what you mean. hey, lets just like wander around manasquan town. that's ALWAYS fun!
squannabe 2: yeahh!!!!!
squannabe by aloo October 29, 2007

squandary 

SQUANDARY; A combination of the words quandary and squander. A waste of epic proportions. Warter torture, bare foot on hot sand, Abu Graib type screwups.
The 'T' party did such a good job of getting their base riled up over the economy that they really had no idea what a SQUANDARY they would be in once the monkey was on their backs. Guess we will see what they have to say in two years when they are part of the do-nothing, Washington, please-relect-me system???
squandary by the Toad March 1, 2011