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squandary 

SQUANDARY; A combination of the words quandary and squander. A waste of epic proportions. Warter torture, bare foot on hot sand, Abu Graib type screwups.
The 'T' party did such a good job of getting their base riled up over the economy that they really had no idea what a SQUANDARY they would be in once the monkey was on their backs. Guess we will see what they have to say in two years when they are part of the do-nothing, Washington, please-relect-me system???
squandary by the Toad March 1, 2011
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squandery 

Squandery is a major waste of resources such as time or money.
The purchasing department has led a total squandery of company money.
squandery by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2020

soundarya 

Soundarya is a quiet yet caring person. Soundaryas are quite rare so care must be taken. They are very smart and have a very creative mind.
I love Soundarya because she cares about me so much!
soundarya by f.komglool May 24, 2014

the twin river quandary 

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
The sweetest girl you'll ever meet. Her beauty could drop jaws of Princess Diana as well. Treat her like a queen, and she'll make you her world, but you mess with her and she'll make your life living hell. Full of attitude but loves her friends a lot and would do anything for them.

You also won't find anyone better than her in bed.
You can trust Saundarya. She won't let you down.
Saundarya by HXRXH December 31, 2021

The Great Squandering 

The period during the first 10 years of the 21st Century when the United States and Western Europe experienced severe financial mismanagement, executed dubious Middle East military expeditions, and purchased goods from foreign countries with unbounded borrowed money.
"The Great Squandering focus on terrorism was sleight-of-hand distraction away from the economic threat of China. We've been fooled. And as long as American's continue to bask in the luxury of fighting against each other, there's an increasing probability that our great-grandchildren will be speaking Chinglish."

Squandalious 

Something really good or really bad, depending on the situation you say it in; can also be used in any situation when you don’t know what to say
Ex. 1
Me: Jayna just robbed a bank!

You: That’s so squandalious

Ex. 2
Me: Bob just donated $100,000,000 to an orphanage!
You: That’s so squandalious