squankam

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.

Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.

by Agnus and SugaDaddy May 28, 2009

squankum

Native american term for "place where evil dwells".
Algonquin and Lenne Lenape tribes.

The bogs around Williamstown are squankum.

by pkdickisnotdead April 28, 2010

squankadank

To want to have sex with. Wanting to "fuck"

-Dang B I'd squankadank that hoe.
-Wilver wants to squankadank that fag.
-Danny squankadanked that umpalumpa smurf in the vagina.
-Rene squankadanked the midget that likes to mess around with other midgets.
-Saul like to squankadank with Walrus. (Walrus is Giovanny Otero who is a well known homosexual in the Stone park area, he is known to have had oral sex with many fags around the area)
-Havez is black.

by Wilverine April 17, 2007

squankum

A secretion of sperm and semen when performing any sexual act in Williamstown, NJ

Yo, I was up in dubtown over in oak knoll parking lot creepin on some high school kids when I squankumed in my pants.

by Potter's Wand March 21, 2010

squackamole

when you see mole you say squack
squack a mole or get a gun to the face

Person A "Hey thats a mole"
Person B"SQUACKAMOLE"
Person A"wtf is that"
(Person A gets a gun to the face and is shot 78 times)

by trojanexe July 21, 2025