Squampkin 

A socially acceptable term for "little people" or "midgets".

Since the vertically challenged community can not collectively decide what the politically correct term for "dwarf" is, this term was assigned with the logic that no negative connotation could be associated with it, since it was derived from thin air.

"Dude, the forehead veins on that squampkin's bulbous head are freaking me out."

or

"Peter Dinklage is a squampkin and he won a golden globe!"

Squampkin by AbeFroman86 March 9, 2012

Squakinkle

The tearing of the scrottum

My scrottum got caught in my zipper and now I got a squakinkle

Squakinkle by Kadan and joe July 3, 2018

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.

Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

Squawking dragon by TheeSquawkingDragon July 19, 2011

Squimpin 

If something is squimpin, its awesome, amazing, poggers.

A primal state of being that only chads and/or alphas can attain.

"Yoo, Steve got a lambo, thats squimpin!!!"
"Bro i just go $20, im squimpin."

Squimpin by Borkdoggo8 April 30, 2021

Shumpkin 

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Swumpkin 

A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.

"Hey. I'm a swumpkin!" said the pumpkin-swede-Frankenhuman baby.

Swumpkin by HappyHappyHipposHealHangovers March 22, 2011