Skumpkin

A ugly, obese female. She is incredibly arrogant, and unintelligent.

Oh no, the skumpkin is gonna get me!

by MitchConnor666 February 18, 2018

Skumpkin

A ginger who wheres a black and/or white striped shirt.

Terry looks like a skumpkin today.

by Jeweater March 30, 2008

Shumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shumpkin

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Swumpkin

A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.

"Hey. I'm a swumpkin!" said the pumpkin-swede-Frankenhuman baby.

by HappyHappyHipposHealHangovers March 22, 2011

skumping

The act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between "goofy" and "standard" pump stances. Longboards for Skumping are generally in the 36" - 43" length range with 25"+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in Giant Slalom racing.

"That dude's skumping uphill!"

"We just finished a 10 mile skump session!"

by James Peters January 21, 2006

Snumpkin

You sit down on the toilet, ready to receive your average, run-of-the-mill blumpkin. But wait, why are your arms so cold? You put on your Snuggie and call your bitch into the bathroom, proceeding to cover her body with the rest of the Snuggie. Dutch oven blumpkin, bitch.

Derp: "Duuude, my girlfriend gave me a snumpkin last night!"
Derpor: "No waaay, duuude, that's like a dutch oven blumpkin!"

by asmartshell January 2, 2012