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Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.
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Shamping 

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.
When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.
Shamping by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009
You don't own the place , you don't rent the place , you just crashed some abandoned spot and made it home.
No one else was living there, so people started squatting.
squatting by naughty.icon October 1, 2009

The Squatting Gideon 

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.
James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.
Occupying abandoned buildings without authorization. As much as 1/10 of the world is housed in urban squatting developments.
person #1: did you see that squatted building?
person #2: yeah! they don't have to pay taxes!
squatting by i lick turtles June 12, 2003

Briggsy Tramp-Squatting 

The disgusting practise of spreading peanut butter in one's own arse crack and then squatting naked over a prostrate homeless person. The tramp has not eaten for days and grabs what he sees as his best chance of a meal with both hands. The peanut butter is devoured by the hungry down-and-out as the squatter grins like a cretin, cheered on by his arty friends. The act was named after its originator Briggsy, the famous gay dwarf artist.
So how did you end up in hospital?

I was Briggsy tramp-squatting and sustained a rather nasty tramp bite. That's why I'm lying on my stomach. My gay arty arse is in agony.