Sqiddle

To cuddle entirely, using one's whole body.

Never sqiddle a rabid squirrel.

She totally squiddled me! I couldn't go ANYWHERE!

"How did you end up making out?"
"Oh, we were sqiddling and one thing led to another..."

Sqiddle by [Roflcopter] November 2, 2008

skiddledinger 

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect

Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger

skiddledinger by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014

Squiddles 

Squiddles was a popular television show for kids and was aired in the 1990's. Except for the fact that it was popular with the small children it was soon canceled. It is rare to find merchandise or games from the show, but some fans still have the toys from when they were children.

''Wow this reminds me of Squiddles! I had forgot about this show. Ah nostalgia.''
''Why can't I find the episodes, I wish I had taped my favorite episode on VHS''

Squiddles by LC the Awesome June 22, 2013

Squiddles 

The name of a television show aired in the 2000s. After ratings suddenly dropped it was cancelled, but the underground fandom lives on to this day.

OMG! Squiddles! Was the the best show ever!

Squiddles by I'm the real June 20, 2013

Sniddle 

A tall man who reaches items that others cannot.

Your cat's stuck in a tree? Get Sniddle!

Sniddle by Reesteesees April 15, 2009

squiddlefish

a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.

"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."

squiddlefish by The Love Physician August 3, 2012

smiddler 

Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.

Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.

smiddler by troutenstein May 24, 2011