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Archer: "I've changed, Lana."
Lana: "Please, you're halfway to half in the bag, as usual. Walkin' around in your... Why are you in your Spreefs?"
Archer: "They compliment my active lifestyle?"
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The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.
"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."
Shweef by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

spleefing 

the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft

spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing
want to spleef?
hells yeah!! spleefing is awesome!
spleefing by wormyish May 20, 2011
when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky
girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?

girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef
shweef by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023
Speef is a pleasant drink that is a combination of Pepsi and fresh sawdust
Wife: Honey, I refilled the Speef Bag!
Husband: Hell yeah, can't wait to get my Speef on!
Speef by Speefing April 23, 2023

king sweef 

Royal King from the 1960s
king sweef by King sweef May 14, 2022