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sizzling hot tamale
This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
sizzling hot tamale by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
Snuzzling
We were tired and in a happy mood last night, so we spent our time snuzzling together and watching a romantic movie.
Snuzzling by Mariam Bee January 11, 2008
Swizzling
The motion made by a womans hand when giving a blowjob, usually involving the twisting and turning of the hand.
Spazzing
The part of song where the Rapper continuously raps a fast pace spitting bars. This is usually the best part of the song , so good in fact that you have to hear it again!
Spazzing out
Uncontrollably freaking out (may invole flopping around like an awkward fish or just screaming for no APPARENT reason).
Pete Wentz and Brendon Urie: (approaching) Hey guys, hows it going?
Fangirl 1: IJNFGIUNGIMOWIOAOVBNFQWASDFFJGHHDJDKLLLVMNBNSDFINDINFEIFNMIANEFUENDGGNVUNJKS!!!!!!!
Fangirl 2: Dont worry, she's just spazzing out
Fangirl 2, now realizing that she had just talked to Brendon Urie and Pete Wentz says the following and then faints:
GKNFKGNTJGMRORGSGKNLFLWPEORIGFMKMFSEROWEOMRGNSEMFASDFGHJHGFJDSLDKGJHGFKDIRHGTREIOEGJBMVCNBCBM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl 1: IJNFGIUNGIMOWIOAOVBNFQWASDFFJGHHDJDKLLLVMNBNSDFINDINFEIFNMIANEFUENDGGNVUNJKS!!!!!!!
Fangirl 2: Dont worry, she's just spazzing out
Fangirl 2, now realizing that she had just talked to Brendon Urie and Pete Wentz says the following and then faints:
GKNFKGNTJGMRORGSGKNLFLWPEORIGFMKMFSEROWEOMRGNSEMFASDFGHJHGFJDSLDKGJHGFKDIRHGTREIOEGJBMVCNBCBM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spazzing out by FANGIRL September 30, 2012