Spunkup 

A worthless person, a waste of space. Popularized by Phil Daniels in the 1979 film QUADROPHENIA.

"What do you want, you old spunkup?"

Spunkup by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Skunkupine

Literally, a fictional creature that is basically a skunk with porcupine quills. Metaphorically, it's a particularly difficult, stressful and painful situation that defies easy solutions.

Man, I wouldn't want to be President of the U.S. right now. It would be like like juggling several live, angry skunkupines.

Skunkupine by helamonster December 4, 2010

spunksponge 

a female who is easy to get into bed. a slag/slut.

man to friend about woman: i bet she is a right spunksponge!

spunksponge by Scott Howarth November 18, 2007

count spunkula

The name of sex vampire who is originally thought to be Nad the Impale-her.

A man, at home, alone, watching 'Count Spunkula Lives!' with his bored housewife. The TV woman get a hugely impossible facial. The man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his dick. How's that?

count spunkula by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 10, 2008

SpunkPuppy 

A promiscuous young girl that likes to get fucked a lot.

She's a dirty spunkpuppy that girl.

SpunkPuppy by DLP01 July 26, 2017

spunkpuffin 

A spunkpuffin is an ineffectual person with a tendency to twaterosty with bellenderous leanings. For example, a heejiit, a git, a dickhead, a plonker, a wanker.

"Oh Tarquin, you completely bellenderous spunkpuffin."

spunkpuffin by november2000 July 30, 2018

Spunksupper 

A dirty whore who loves the cock..to much. Will fuck for a buck in most senses.

Danielle is a spunksupper.

Spunksupper by JJJJJJJ October 12, 2005