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Literally, a fictional creature that is basically a skunk with porcupine quills. Metaphorically, it's a particularly difficult, stressful and painful situation that defies easy solutions.
Man, I wouldn't want to be President of the U.S. right now. It would be like like juggling several live, angry skunkupines.
by helamonster December 03, 2010

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1) Any accident or act of terrorism/vandalism that results in the destruction of perfectly good beer.

2) A mishap in the homebrewing of beer that results in a ruined batch.

3) Any mass-produced crap-beer like Coors, Bud, Miller, Heineken, Guinness, etc.
Dude, sorry you dropped your twelver. That was a total beertastrophe.
by helamonster April 09, 2011

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The act of self-pleasuring unconsciously, while sleeping or dozing. Usually with/on a pillow or blanket.
"Wow. I must be hornier than I thought. From the look of my throw pillow, I totally sleepturbated last night."
by helamonster December 16, 2013

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