helamonster's definitions
The act of self-pleasuring unconsciously, while sleeping or dozing. Usually with/on a pillow or blanket.
"Wow. I must be hornier than I thought. From the look of my throw pillow, I totally sleepturbated last night."
by helamonster December 16, 2013
Get the sleepturbatemug. Literally, a fictional creature that is basically a skunk with porcupine quills. Metaphorically, it's a particularly difficult, stressful and painful situation that defies easy solutions.
Man, I wouldn't want to be President of the U.S. right now. It would be like like juggling several live, angry skunkupines.
by helamonster December 4, 2010
Get the Skunkupinemug. 1) Any accident or act of terrorism/vandalism that results in the destruction of perfectly good beer.
2) A mishap in the homebrewing of beer that results in a ruined batch.
3) Any mass-produced crap-beer like Coors, Bud, Miller, Heineken, Guinness, etc.
2) A mishap in the homebrewing of beer that results in a ruined batch.
3) Any mass-produced crap-beer like Coors, Bud, Miller, Heineken, Guinness, etc.
by helamonster April 28, 2011
Get the Beertastrophemug.