Spunkpire

A word given to the dick thirty hoes . A typical spunkpire will lure u with its phat ass and dope tits after that they will feed on your mineral rich come in order to stay young. How even some decide to go "vegan" and suck vegetable spunk.

-She was gone in the blink of An eye damn she was fire tho

- looks like you have been used by a "spunkpire"

by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

Jungle Spunkies

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

by The_juceman February 27, 2018

sluntpire

Its a female vampire which is a slut.

Man that Sookie chick off of True Blood is a sluntpire.

by Diggs24 October 24, 2011

Spankwire

Spankwire is a porn website that hosts porn for free. it is similiar to YouTube but deals with porn.

Boy 1: "Spankwire is probably the best porn site!"
Boy 2: "You're right!" (Grinning)

by JamesRH January 8, 2009

Spankwire Video

The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.

It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.

Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...

by deejjj April 13, 2009

spankwire

Guys that do not enjoy watching redt*be, or youp*rn resort to Spankwire for relieving personal use.

And is not necessarily involving spanking

After you leave, I'm going to have a Spankwire Sesh.

by Sluggerette March 21, 2009

anti spunkieside

the liquid used inside condoms to kill sperm

condoms contain anti spunkieside

by john lillie November 2, 2004