Skunkupine

Literally, a fictional creature that is basically a skunk with porcupine quills. Metaphorically, it's a particularly difficult, stressful and painful situation that defies easy solutions.

Man, I wouldn't want to be President of the U.S. right now. It would be like like juggling several live, angry skunkupines.

by helamonster December 4, 2010

skankubine

the combination of "skank" and "concubine", usually of exceptionally slutty status

"You dont need that skankubine of a girlfriend!"
"Hilary Clinton is a total skankubine"

by Warren Brown October 11, 2007

suckupine

The cousin of a suckupuss.

Although it socks the soul out the cousin of the suckupuss sucks the soul out.

Ex. That suckupine sucked the shell right off that egg.

by Dr. David hasslehoff March 25, 2016