spunkpuffin
A spunkpuffin is an ineffectual person with a tendency to twaterosty with bellenderous leanings. For example, a heejiit, a git, a dickhead, a plonker, a wanker.
spunkpuffin by november2000 July 30, 2018
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skunkmuffin
Gary: "Why the hell arent you smiling today Mohammad, I seen that fine lookin peice of tail you went home with last night dude?"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"
skunkmuffin by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017
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Spankmuffin
Spankmuffin
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.
Melanie, if you’re lonely just find yourself a Spank muffin to play with.
Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!
Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!
Spankmuffin by Mellemma October 7, 2017
Spankmuffin
Of the female gender.
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
Spankmuffin by Chav the Impaler July 30, 2009
Spunkmuffin
A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.
Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???
Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??
Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??
Spunkmuffin by There isnt enough space to fit August 11, 2009
Spunkmuffin
A Spunkmuffin is someone who craves a muffin and feels the need to perform sexual pleasure on themself in the pursuit of msgical release.
Spunkmuffin by e1hanG November 19, 2020
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