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spanktuation 

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.
1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?
spanktuation by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020

spunkhunter 

Woman or man, desperately wanting to 'receive' semen.
The pub was full of spunkhunters again!
spunkhunter by jormeidt April 6, 2007

Spunkmunter 

A person who generally takes the piss out of everything and everyone.
Did you see that girl, what a Spunkmunter!
Spunkmunter by TheFamilyGuy December 5, 2011

Spunkulate 

to douse ones partner with semen usually concentrating on the breasts and face region. Etiquette usually allows the area to be requested by the receptacle.
"Spunkulate me you sexy bastard"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"
Spunkulate by poshfous March 6, 2009

spunkgutter 

A lady who acts as a constant drainage unit for man chutney.
would ya? nah mate she's a right spunkgutter.
spunkgutter by Richie Essex November 21, 2003

spunctuation 

Spunctuation..when you’re leaving a voicemail for someone, but you’re SO used to doing voice to text that you accidentally ‘speak’ the punctuation in the voicemail.
Call me later Bob comma thanks exclamation point”.

Dave messed up his voicemail to the new client and used Spunctuation