Spunkture

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When your tyre gets punctured and the tyre sealant jizz fires out all over you.

Jim spunktured all up his own back

Spunkture by SpunkyD September 18, 2020

Words you can keep

spunktrumpet

Your Penis, cock

spunktrumpet by Phil Gregory July 7, 2003

Related Words

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Spunkpire

A word given to the dick thirty hoes . A typical spunkpire will lure u with its phat ass and dope tits after that they will feed on your mineral rich come in order to stay young. How even some decide to go "vegan" and suck vegetable spunk.

-She was gone in the blink of An eye damn she was fire tho

- looks like you have been used by a "spunkpire"

Spunkpire by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

otis spunkmire

When you bust a nut on your best friends mother's face...

Dude I fucked your mom... Even gave her some Otis spunkmire...

otis spunkmire by Smoke1gang July 9, 2021

Spunktard

A person/object which is certainly uncool and very annoying, and deserves to be eaten by a wild pack of bears/gorrillas/rabbits. An example of this is Bacob, our best friends. Stevie Seymour, the famous guy, is certainly not a Spunktard.

That boy's a right old spunktard, I mean, look at his shoes..

Spunktard by alrightjizzthen December 3, 2009

Spunktard

A slur you use to call someone that failed no nut November

Dude did you here about James! He failed No nut november what a spunktard

Spunktard by WillMD November 12, 2019

spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

spunktoberfest by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026