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Spunkture

When your tyre gets punctured and the tyre sealant jizz fires out all over you.
Jim spunktured all up his own back
by SpunkyD September 18, 2020
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spunktrumpet

by Phil Gregory July 7, 2003
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Spunkpire

A word given to the dick thirty hoes . A typical spunkpire will lure u with its phat ass and dope tits after that they will feed on your mineral rich come in order to stay young. How even some decide to go "vegan" and suck vegetable spunk.
-She was gone in the blink of An eye damn she was fire tho

- looks like you have been used by a "spunkpire"
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otis spunkmire

When you bust a nut on your best friends mother's face...
Dude I fucked your mom... Even gave her some Otis spunkmire...
by Smoke1gang July 9, 2021
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Spunktard

A person/object which is certainly uncool and very annoying, and deserves to be eaten by a wild pack of bears/gorrillas/rabbits. An example of this is Bacob, our best friends. Stevie Seymour, the famous guy, is certainly not a Spunktard.
That boy's a right old spunktard, I mean, look at his shoes..
by alrightjizzthen December 3, 2009
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Spunktard

A slur you use to call someone that failed no nut November
Dude did you here about James! He failed No nut november what a spunktard
by WillMD November 12, 2019
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spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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