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drainage 

Complete, utter, humiliating pwnage, leaving opponent in shock, disbelief, and despair.
Daniel Plainview: It's called drainage. I own everything around it, so I get everything underneath it.
...
Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake! slurp I drink it up!
drainage by Anomaly9999 April 28, 2008

drainage basin 

A complicated and complex sexual maneuver consisting of the use of a funnel in which the male ejaculates into the funnel which is located in the females poontang.
Your mom and I decided to drainage basin when you left, but we couldn't find a funnel.
drainage basin by Brae J Swagman April 14, 2015

drainage pants 

Male pants that have the facility to contain a mans yellow fluid until he feels it necessary to release the goods.
Hello Jane, are you ready for me to empty my drainage pants?
drainage pants by caveman10 May 18, 2016

collateral drainage 

When a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.
"Zed"

Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?

"Maynard"

Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.

Vein Drainage 

Those droplets of remnant semen or urine that cast one or more little wet spots on a males boxers.
I banged the old lady this morning and had a little vein drainage this morning.

The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
Vein Drainage by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020

sphincter drainage

anal seepage, often times the result of a butt queef after some hardcore ass bangin.
"That whore left sphincter drainage all over my new loveseat!"
sphincter drainage by Butt Dart January 16, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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