drainage

to drain or drink via large straw

Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy!If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

by MClem March 1, 2008

drainage

Complete, utter, humiliating pwnage, leaving opponent in shock, disbelief, and despair.

Daniel Plainview: It's called drainage. I own everything around it, so I get everything underneath it.
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Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake! slurp I drink it up!

by Anomaly9999 April 28, 2008

drainageized

A concept that has been so fully contemplated, vetted, and scientifically understood by persons of expert status that it is simply unchallengeable beyond that of a fact.

The concept of green bonds is so drainageized that it needs no further explanation.

by mymymetoo April 24, 2018

drainage basin

A complicated and complex sexual maneuver consisting of the use of a funnel in which the male ejaculates into the funnel which is located in the females poontang.

Your mom and I decided to drainage basin when you left, but we couldn't find a funnel.

by Brae J Swagman April 14, 2015

collateral drainage

When a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.

"Zed"

Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?

"Maynard"

Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.

by Gabe Boyce June 24, 2010

Vein Drainage

Those droplets of remnant semen or urine that cast one or more little wet spots on a males boxers.

I banged the old lady this morning and had a little vein drainage this morning.

The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.

by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020

sphincter drainage

anal seepage, often times the result of a butt queef after some hardcore ass bangin.

"That whore left sphincter drainage all over my new loveseat!"

by Butt Dart January 15, 2007